Kim is ecstatic to see his latest acquisition, but he has no clue the Mona Lisa was not that fat. Because, North Korea.

I made Kim’s glasses by super-gluing my cockatoo skeleton’s actual eye socket bones onto Kim’s glasses, a la Elton John. Then I painted them with white neon paint so they would glow under UV light along with the paint splatters on his clothes.

Kim’s hat is fashioned out of Dennis Rodman’s basketball shorts, stuffed with actual sulfur-crested cockatoo feathers.