Since I can’t get another 1:6 scale suit for Trump’s Worldbox AT1018 Fat Body, I’ve got to up my game. This is a $475 Auric Goldfinger figure made by Big Chief Studios in 2017. I’ll simply swap his head out for Trump’s head. Here are his specs: https://www.bigchiefstudios.co.uk/collectables/james-bond/sixth-scale-figures/auric-goldfinger

And this is Goldfinger’s faithful “body man,” Oddjob — who is slightly less spendy at $311. And here are his specs: https://www.bigchiefstudios.co.uk/collectables/james-bond/sixth-scale-figures/oddjob

Donald Trump’s real-life partner in espionage, Walt Nauta, also happens to be Asian (Guamanian versus Korean is close enough). So his head swap is a no-brainer too. One of Walt’s many “oddjob” talents is to move around boxes of stolen national defense documents ahead of Buttfinger’s meeting with Prince Bonesaw.

You may recall in the 1964 film Goldfinger, there was a classic golf match in which James Bond out-cheats Goldfinger and has to dodge Oddjob’s steel-rimmed bowler hat a few times. Well, you’ve already seen my version of James Bondáge in previous episodes of POSERS, so this arc just makes sense. I already own several 1:6 versions of 007.

in POSERS 9 they’ll be called Buttfinger & Handjob. And my Irish brother-in-law has agreed to voice James Bondáge again, so you know it’s gonna be a riot!