To replicate this scene ahead of the LIV Golf Tournament at Bedminster, I’ve sourced the following props:

This is a $28 tent for small pets. And at about 19″ tall, it’s perfect for small ex-Presidents. I’ll make some VIP signage for it.

This $36 Airbrush station will be inside the tent. It looks fancy enough to spray a billionaire supervillain with neon orange paint, right?

And meet Trump’s trusty Makeup Artist, who is under strict NDA.