Forget the in-room massage. You haven’t lived until you’ve been serviced at 3 AM by honorable Japanese bidet. Meet the Toto Washlet personal hygiene system.
Always aiming to please, Toto even lifts the heated seated seat for you on final approach.
But of course my favorite feature is the Oscillator. It’s A-OK.
I feel like a new man. A bit like Bill Murray in Lost in Translation.